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Zebruh
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Lucrecia!
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| Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:28 pm |
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ShadowNguyen91
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I found this funny when my teacher told me this...
One day at a meeting at the UN(United Nations) five generals were standing around talking when the French General exclaimed "Why is it that at all of these meetings we speak English? Why don't we speak French insted?" To this comment the American General looked at the French General and said "Well America, Canada, Brittan, and the Ausies made it so you wouldn't have to speak German."
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| Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:26 am |
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Poriporing0123
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I dunno if this joke is lame or not i got it from a guy on Chatango
Knock knock
Whos there?
I eat mop
I eat Mop who?
LOL You eat your poo?
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| Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:27 pm |
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This joke is lame, but only because saying "Mop who" doesn't sound like "My poo."
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| Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:53 am |
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-Hey you know wht?
-Wht
-Tht's Wht!
-So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says.. Hey why the long face!?
Wht said the spoon to the jelly!!!??
- i dint touched u and u are already shaking .
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| Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:15 pm |
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D:
Awww...
Those suck. D:
They'll fit perfectly into this thread!
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Why did the PETA member cross the road?
His d*** was stuck in the chicken!
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Have you ever had to say a prayer at the dinner table? If so, just say this: "I would like to recite a scripture from Charles 12:11 and a half. 'And Jesus said to his fellow men, MY BEARD F*CKIN' ROCKS YO!'
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| Izzy wrote: | | Have you ever had to say a prayer at the dinner table? If so, just say this: "I would like to recite a scripture from Charles 12:11 and a half. 'And Jesus said to his fellow men, MY BEARD F*CKIN' ROCKS YO!' |
lol
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| Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:46 am |
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There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
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| Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:42 am |
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| smgirl825 wrote: | There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
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>>" you just had to make it ryme didn't you
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